Can Purell be used as lube?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Acid is not a monday night drug
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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