I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
how does that bad decision feel?
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