ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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