Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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