I'm drive I can fine osifer
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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