were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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