I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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