So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
