Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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