The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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