so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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