Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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