even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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