Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Who died my cat blue again?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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