That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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