I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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