Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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