If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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