But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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