You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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