so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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