The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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