I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is Oprah even human
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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