No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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