i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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