Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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