He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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