I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
this is an emotional support booty call
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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