Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wish i was in the wii world.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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