we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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