I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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