if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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