I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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