You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
zippers are such a cool invention
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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