i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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