I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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