i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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