You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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