apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
