He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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