I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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