if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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