I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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