Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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