we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
