Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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