If i come over, it means nothing
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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