Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just found puke in my bra..
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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