I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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