I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
