If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize