i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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