but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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