About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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