I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
